Pillow Talk

Hi Maman!

Alice, we need to talk.  This waking up all night thing has got to GO. 

*blank stare*

Oh phewf! For a minute there I thought you were serious! Good one, milk lady.

Wait, why aren't you laughing?

Sweetheart, it's time for you to go back to sleeping through the night. In your own bed.

Let me reflect on how I feel about that idea...  

I think my opinion of your plan is best expressed like THIS!

--- 4 nights later ---

Well kiddo, you're doing 12 hours a night (with a quick 7AM feed), sharing a room with your big sister, sleeping in your cozy crib. How do you feel now?

Yeah, I thought so.  Me too.

THE END.*

*Until more teeth start in or who knows whatever other baby-foolery comes along. But you get the idea.